WTF

Today, a 7-year-old boy asked if we had anything else for snack because the potato chips had too much fat in them.
"You don't need to worry about that, you're nowhere near fat!" says I.
"Yes I am," says he.
"Are you kidding?" says I.
"No, I'm too fat," says he.
This child is not fat. Not even a little chubby. He's a regular healthy adorable little boy. Where the hell is he getting this from? He should be worrying about the boogie man and if he left his gloves at his dad's house or on the playground or which would win in a fight: a shark or a dinosaur, and which shark and dinosaur would be the best match-up in said fight. Not how much fat is in a bag of potato chips.
What is this world coming to?