Not sick

I am not getting sick. I've been drinking lots of orange juice and water and sucking on zinc lozenges and I even had chicken soup last night. Therefore, I am not getting sick. My throat hurt yesterday because I'd been in a smoky bar the night before. My waking up at 5:30 AM was just because my body was bored. By taking guaiphenesin (generic musinex) instead of a cold pill, I am clearly stating that I just want this phlegmy shit out of my chest and not that I have a cold. Nope. Not sick.