pops

I am one step closer to being an alcoholic. I drank alone at a bar tonight. Can I blame the president, please? Corn pops are delicious, and now I am going to marry them and have ten thousand of their babies. I thought I was going to pukebut then I just burped and felt a lot better. I need a highe tolerance, but I also need more corn pops, because they are delicious. I stil have the plain white t's Hey There Delilah song stuck in my head. it's been daysnow. lots of delilah. hey there, delilah, get the fuck out of my head. freud is being weird and needy. stupid psycho dog. I smell like smoke and bar. he shoudl be afraid of me and go hide so i don't have to dea with him. except he's cute.stop barking, annoying cute dog. where did I put my corn pops? mmm...corn pops. anybody know the number ofr betty ford?