Instead of counting sheep

Things that keep me up at night (in no particular order):

1. job ideas for this summer that won't suck
2. cell phone games
3. Freud trying to curl up on (not eat, Brian) my face
4. shoulder muscle knots
5. dry itchy skin
6. phlegm
7. international relations
8. movies I recently saw
9. TV shows I recently saw
10. New Yorker articles I recently read
11. George W. Bush's assfaceness
12. Alan Greenspan's imminent retirement
13. yahoo games
14. things children recently said to me
15. things children said to me 15 years ago
16. things children say to eachother
17. learning disabilities and emotional issues children may or may not have
18. thirst
19. drinking too much water and needing to pee
20. plans to get a bachelors degree, masters degree and teacher certification
21. thoughts of what I could have done differently much earlier on to have actually finished at Oberlin (major in philosophy? quit the coop? never have started at the Grape? designed my own major from the get-go?)
22. thoughts of friends and enemies from long past
23. thoughts of boys from long past
24. thoughts of boys for the potential future
25. plans for this weekend
26. plans to actually call the people I know I should call
27. my car needing work
28. my self needing work
29. doctors' appointments I need to make
30. vet appointment I need to make
31. Zionism
32. racism
33. the cold air coming through my window
34. the hot air coming through my radiator
35. things to do with Hannah when she visits
36. ways to visit people I haven't seen lately
37. ways to get all of my friends everywhere to move to a commune in Chicago with me
38. ways to meet new people
39. ways to make more money
40. ways to spend less money
41. projects to do with the kids at work
42. projects to do alone at home
43. projects I need to finish
44. my neighbor having sex upstairs
45. Freud growling at my neighbor smoking outside
46. dirty dishes
47. recipe ideas
48. dirty-feeling teeth
49. errands I need to run
50. writing ideas I'll never finish
51. counting down the hours until I have to wake up again
52. my radiator making new noises
53. emails I need to write
54. things that could have gone differently
55. things that might happen
56. things that will never happen
57. specific food cravings for things not in my apartment

That covers most of it. I didn't even have any coffee today, but holy crap I'm going to need it tomorrow. I'm subbing for the first grade all day, and while they're the most interesting class, they're also by far the most difficult. Urgh.