New Year

I need New Year's Eve plans that don't suck and are in Chicagoland. I come back from abroad just a few days before and start back at work right after, so I can't really go anywhere, but I've got nothing to do here yet. If you do not suck, come play with me. Call me. If you do not know my phone number, then you are a stranger stalker creepy person and I don't want to hang out with you anyway.

I've started watching Craig Ferguson instead of Conan. Conan gets better guests and his weird sketch clip things are a million times funnier, but Craig's monologue is amazing and doesn't rely so much on obvious jokes about current events. Much more rambling and random. I flip back and forth, but Craig is the main event.

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